Robot Mountain

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Ricky Steamboat watercolor

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Yeah, I think that’s internet worthy.

Hobo Erotica

Thanks to twitter archive I can finally post my collected Hobo Erotica from March

“Can’t you stay?” she begged. “my place is on the rails, my love. Riding them trains. Also, I hate baths and jobs” #hoboerotica

He had goosebumps, her hands fumbling through his ten layers of dirty clothes. She spit tobacco juice. His world changed. #hoboerotica

One foggy morning, while eating a can of beans with his fingers, it became real to him: she was gone. And he missed forks. #hoboerotica

They merged into one, their rhythmic passion echoing the great metal steed their lust inhabited. chugga chugga chugga chugga #hoboerotica

He put her picture in his bindle to never forget. Starving, a week later, he ate it with mustard in Newport. #hoboerotica

“I will fight for her love. I will die for her love” he said before the Bull shot him. “No drunks in the train yard!” #hoboerotica

Could she ever love again, she wondered. Had her heart healed since the last one got drunk and missed the train leaving Ohio? #hoboerotica

He ran his hand threw her dirty, grimy hair. “Stop,” she said, “I’m a man.” His heart broke, and then he died from exposure #hoboerotic

“I’ve never seen a woman look so beautiful,” he gushed. “I fell in the creek trying to wash my bindle” she said. #hoboerotica

Their love was honest, true, and consummated on a pile of dirt#hoboerotica

“You’re a warm, clean bed,”she whispered. “You’re my big rock candy mountain,”he replied. The car shifted, their filth merged #hoboerotica

“…and Stumpy Dustbottom knew he had jumped his last train and would now be jumping into true love.” #hoboerotica

“Across the field he saw her, she had new boots, clean clothes and her face said ‘use my shower, eat all my food’…” #hoboerotica

“…, his lust as explosive and furious as a railyard bull with the stink of hobo in his nose” #hoboerotica

“In the corner of the feed car, he tore at her filthy shirt, his unkempt beard ruffling her bindle excitedly…” #hoboerotica

(Source: twitter.com)

The Waffle House →

I highly, highly, highly recommend you guys go check out Chris Sims live tweeting a recent experience at the Waffle House.  It’s crazy funny.

This is my favorite thing of 2013.

These are the July strips for my webcomic ADVENTURE WIZARD, which is about a wizard on an adventure and of course it has a wizard’s duel and here it is.  It updates every Monday and Wednesday.

You can start reading Adventure Wizard from the very beginning.  Maybe find out why there’s a wizard duel going on, anyway.  Though, it’s in a Wizard’s nature to duel.

Or even read my previous web comic The Legend of Ricky Thunder which is about awesomeness and pro-wrestling and crises both real and imagined (you could read the entire thing in a single sitting.  45 minutes tops)

If you like it maybe let me know, maybe re-blog it for your friends. 

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Deathtrap time Caramon Magnum, Adventure Wizard.  Deathtrap on the moon.  

Adventure Wizard updates every Monday and Wednesday.

I did this back in December of 2010.   But I still think it’s funny.  So I’m sharing.

Uh oh, someone’s hit the “beverage switch” a few too many times.

(I drew this early last year for a stupid strip, but I love this panel for forever)

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god damn it, benjamin franklin

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my homie Tyler wants to make strips.  look at him DOING IT.   Let’s support productivity and awesome little Native American dudes.